Sunday, May 31, 2009

WHEN PIGS GREW WINGS SWINE FLU

Well I guess it is safe to come out and play again. Big Brother has saved us once again from our miserable sickly selves.

What could we have possibly done without the help of our benefactor?
Somewhere around 35,000 people die of regular flu every year. We have known about this SWINE FLU out break for about 4 months now and it has already killed like 142 people. Some of them in the good ole United States of America. WHAT CAN WE DO? OH MY! No one wants to be killed by the SWINE flu how awful. I'll take my chances with the seasonal flu any day thank you.

We have learned to fight an epidemic by vaccination, and staying home when ill, and washing our hands, and covering our mouths when we cough and the like. We try to be considerate of others in this time of temporary illness.

It is well known in Machiavellian circles that to achieve coalition thinking you need to promote common goals. The best to way to get that is by having a common enemy. Best way to get that is by a common fear.
Now then, can you speculate with me for a moment who or what group might want us to be so fearful so as to unite us regardless of the need?

It is true; at the initial discovery and report of this SWINE flu strain it was not known if it was a dreaded virulent killer like back in 1918-1919. It is always good to have a movement of fearful obedient followers dependant on it's leaders armed with superior esoteric knowledge and understanding of some basic facts.

HERE ARE SOME

The flu of 1918-1919 is reputed to have killed as many people as socialists have killed while experimenting with governments over the last 100 years.
Hitler is reported to have killed 9 to 13 million is gas chambers and firing squads. Stalin may have killed as many as 20 million to get his collective ideas cooked up and then in China no one really knows.
The Spanish flu of 1918-1919 killed about 40 million people all together so Chairman Mao would have to gang up with Castro, Che Guevara, Slobodan Milosevic, and quite a few others to top that record of killing. It is a good bet that socialists models of government have killed a good many more people than any kind of flu strain.


Wonder, for a moment, if we will have a group emerge that will protect us.

They could hold up signs and be on General Electric's Katy Couric News Hour singing "SWINE FLEW"---- "YOU CAN TOO" --------------------------featuring Pogo and the Manchurians.

You can't really blame the SWINE flu. It is just trying to survive so it can get it's message across. It does this by mutating or morphing into something else so as not to become extinct. Just like any self respecting "SWINE" would.

What really bugs me is why did it come out as the "SWINE" FLU? I have not really found that SWINE has been all that infectious a brand name.
Oh! well yes it has it's audiences. As a matter of fact over the last 8 months more people have read the SWINE BLOG than have died of the SWINE Flu! Many many more in fact. Comparing the popularity of the SWINE BLOG and the SWINE FLU is like comparing the popularity of home grown tomatoes in Multnomah Village near Portland, Oregon to truck farming in Reykjavík Iceland.



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