DATELINE 2016+/-
I saw one of those little all electric 3 wheel pick up trucks buzzing along down Barbur Boulevard today. A bicycle guy pulled up along side and yelled to him that the single headlight set in the middle of the vehicle was turned on. It was 3:30 in the daylight afternoon.
The old guy driving the little pick up may have been a little hard of hearing and yelled back his response "it's an all electric vehicle".
The bike guy yelled back, "your light is on in the day time wasting energy"!
The old guy yelled it is an all electric car! I have light on for safety.
The bike guy pulls up to his window and pounds his fist on the side window of the old guys little pick up truck.
The old guy rolls down his window all the way and repeats "it is an all electric vehicle".
"The light is on for safety"!
The bike guy says "I don't give a damn about your safety"! "If you don't turn off that energy wasting light I am going to call the cops" and they will fine you all the energy credits you'll ever earn. You god damn right wing capitalist pig polluting energy wasting son of a bitch!
"The carbon foot print you are trailing is an affront to every rational human being on the planet".
Now, turn that polution shit pot off or I'll blow your sticking guts out right here and now.
THE END
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2 comments:
Dennis;
Where did you find that piece of bullshit?
Sounds like something quoted from Rush, the Bullshitter Linbaugh.
I am laughing so hard I am actually crying. Hopefully I will get bailed out soon.
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