PERSIAN CAT FIGHT

Every body knows you don't try to break up a "cat fight".

When something like that gets started you don't just jump in and stop it! Especially, if they start out the fight fully garbed and are not in the mood to quit till someone is expossed> For GOD'S SAKE!

Everybody, that is, except the military mind of Americans like John McCain. What in the hell is he thinking about!

I live in a house with two women. They squabble all the time. When I finally have had enough and I think I can gain some ground as to one point or another I stick my nose in only to have both of them gang up on me and hand me back a big hunk of my ass!

For Gods sake John let the women have it out.
We need the diversion anyway and what ever they come out with has got to be better than how the menfolk are operating it now.





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