CLEANLINESS IS NEXT TO GODLINESS

IN OUR HOME WE HAVE THREE KIRBY VACUUM CLEANER ---MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS
EACH ARE PLACED ON A FLOOR READY TO PERFORM WITHOUT MUCH TROUBLE OR GREAT FAN FARE.

EACH HAS ITS STORY.

MY FAVORITE MACHINE IS THE OLDEST. IT PLAYS THE THIRD FLOOR.

IT’S IMPRESSIVE BULK RARELY SITS IDLE. IT IS ABLE TO PLAY MUSIC!
WHEN YOU SET THE ADJUSTABLE FOOT JUST RIGHT AND RUN THE BRUSHES OVER THE CARPET PILE SMOOTHLY, YOU CAN EASILY MASTER THE SOUND MADE WHILE THE BEATLES PLAYED “HELTER SKELTER” OR ALWAYS A FAVORITE, “INSTANT KARMA”.

YOU CAN PLAY THE 20-MINUTE BRIDGE TO ICHY GOO PARK, BUT YOU NEED THE HOSE ATTACHMENT TO SPIN THE MUSIC AROUND YOUR HEAD.
I DON’T PLAY THE HOSE AS OFTEN. DIRT DOESN’T REST ON CEILINGS AND WALLS AS MUCH AS IT DOES ON THE FLOOR.

AFTER QUITE SOME PRACTICE, I AM NOW ABLE TO SET UP AND PLAY, WITHOUT ANY WARM UP------- BRUCE SPRINGSTEIN’S------

"WELL WE BURSTED OUT OF CLASS" try it (FORWARD MOTION HEAVY PILE)

HAD TO GET AWAY FROM THOSE FOOLS (BACKWARD MOTION LIGHT PILE)


WE LEARNED MORE FROM A THREE MINUTE (FORWARD MOTION MEDIUM PILE)
RECORD

THAN WE EVER DID IN SCHOOL (PUSH FORWARD LEAN HANDLE LEFT)



I WANT TO SLEEP BENEATH PEACEFUL SKIES
IN MY LOVERS BED
WITH THE WIDE OPEN COUNTRY IN MY HEART
AND ROMANTIC DREAMS IN MY HEAD
(A BEAUTIFUL HYMN TO HUM)






CLEANLINESS IS NEXT TO GODLINESS PART TWO



THEY LIVE LIKE NEIGHBORS, GODLINESS AND CLEANLINESS.
EACH LIVING OUT THEIR LIVES SIMILAR.
SOMETIMES MIMICKING, SOMETIMES EMULATING, SOMETIMES MOCKING ONE ANOTHER. ONE INSPIRED BY THE OTHER.

DRIVE BY EITHER (GODLINESS OR CLEANLINESS) ON A SUNNY SATURDAY MORNING AND SEE THEM SHAKING OUT THEIR KIRBY BAGS AND RINSING SOAP FROM THEIR LATE MODEL CHEVY’S.

LISTEN TO THE HUM THEIR ROTARY MOWERS PRODUCE AS THEY CUT THRU THEIR LAWNS FRESHLY FERTILIZED. CREATING AND OUTDOOR CONCERT FROM THE ROTARY MOWERS FRICTION ON THE GRASS.

PLACE YOUR HANDS IN COMPOST AND FEEL THE WARMTH OF THE WORLD IN CONCERT.

EACH LOOKS AS THE OTHER.

ONE IS---------- AND ONE IS NOT------------

PERFORMING “HUM DRUM” WORK. NOT SO HIDDEN JOY IN SIMPLE TOILS.

AN INVITATION TO A GREAT BALL.

A DEMAND OF GOD TO SING AND DANCE



YOU CAN FIND THE KIRBY COMPANY ON THE INTERNET AT http://www.kirby.com/

OR WRITE TO : KIRBY COMPANY c/o
RICHARD A BAUMGARTNER
1920 WEST 114th STREET
CLEVELAND OHIO 44102



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